…you’ve just shit on the fan, perhaps a little less alcohol next time!
This blog, or mental playground, will mostly consist of random thoughts, oddities and, well, my drunken ramblings.
Perhaps a little word about meself. A scoundrel of sorts, cigarafficionado and a very spiritual man. The spirit of choice being scotch, single malt, AND NO ICE YOU FILTHY NO-GOOD BARTENDERTYPE YOU! Myeeesh. Always love a good fight, a good fight being me facing a sleeping or rather intoxicated adversary with the motorskills of a mildly retarded 3-year old child with prostetics.
The point of this blog, on my part, is practising my English – and hopefully entertain some shady indoor types with too much time on their hands.
English is not my first language, as you might have noticed, hence practising it, albeit not in its dreadfully boring written form, but in a more verbal manner.