The Elegant Drunkard is a spiritual man. In other words, he rarely passes on a nice four finger scotch, single malt.
Too young to really be a proper drunkard, at least he tries, always pissed in an elegant attire. A proper ladies man, or at the moment, a lady’s man.
Also, he is quite fond of constantly talking about himself in the third person. Or so it seems.
Who’s the lucky lady?
I know I know I know I know! It’s meee <3
Fuck those smileys.